Monday, December 10, 2012

The One Where I Might Need A Dextervention

I have a confession to make. I think I watch way too much Dexter, or I'm too into it, because my mind is totally messed up. I had the weirdest dream the other night - not your ordinary nightmare, or one of those dreams where you sit on clouds and dive into a pool of rocks and surface in a bowl of soup. This one is borderline mental. Now, I know it doesn't mean anything but it sure freaked me out. It was seriously disturbing. 

I woke up and lay there numb for a while trying to process what just went down in my head. It was one of those WTF brain? moments. Surely you've all had one. 

I don't remember whole dream, I've decided to be thankful for that, and I don't know what exactly happened but let me just tell you the bits and pieces I remember. 

1. I was a serial killer.

2. My mom found a box full of dead people's hearts in my room.

3. There was a dead lizard thingy on a low wall. Only, it wasn't dead.

4. Somebody put a bottle of eye drops next to the lizard. 

5. The lizard picked up the bottle, put a few drops in its eye, got up and walked right off.

Wait! Now that I have a list, I think it's a mix of Dexter and Once Upon A Time. You know, the hearts in the box thing. 

Anyway, I woke up right after the lizard walked off on its hind legs, so I'm gonna lave it to you to judge me and my series watching habit or my psychopath mind. Feel free to discuss whether its because I watched an episode of Dexter right before I slept or if it's time for an intervention.