Sunday, February 23, 2014

Perm Sperm...Who Cares?

Let me tell you about a peculiar attribute of mine.

I'm highly observant when it comes to random things that don't really matter. I mean to the point that I spot minute details, especially if there is a mistake such as a typo. But then I'm shamefully ignorant about things that do matter. I don't know why it is, but I've been like this for as long as I can remember. 

So because of this weird trait of mine, I notice all kinds of stupid stuff when I'm out and about. Also, for some reason these things bug me. But like I said, they don't matter, so I can't really go pointing them out to people because WHO THE HELL CARES?

Turns out...I do.

So here's a few of said random crap I've noticed around town that I felt the need to photograph because they bugged be so much, in no particular order.

Whoever was responsible for this needs to get a dictionary and look up the meaning of translation. Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean writing the same word in different alphabet. I can assure you that we actually have an easy to remember and widely understood name for toilet in our own language. Aaand they need to hire new cleaners.

Have you used this? Wikipedia told me that it is meant to reduce strong odors like garlic and fish. But it also says there is no scientific proof that this actually works. Anyway, how great would it be if it really does... because it will last forever!

This one is just sad because it's huge to begin with. It hangs in a a large open compound of a local restaurant. Their food is good but they should probably fire their marketing team.

This is just your average old fashioned vandalizing. But I found it amusing :) Mostly because the shop owner is either so cheap or so lazy that they couldn't spare a minute to grab some rubbing alcohol and wipe it off.

I saved the best for last. Have you ever read such a sad sentence? I mean isn't it amazing how you could cram so much misery and negativity into four simple words? I was at a traffic light when I noticed this and I only has a second to snap this picture. Also, if it is not obvious enough, this is a shoe shop and I'm sure they meant well, but all I see is fail. 

So tell me, do things like this bother you? 

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Flappy Bird Can Flap The F*** Out of My Life!

Have you all played that game that makes you want to rip your eyes out or maybe throw your phone all the way back in to the closet that leads to Narnia? Of course, you have! I don't know why I'm even asking. 

I'm not really into games much but having seen endless vines about this game, I figured I'd give it a try. Also please note that this is me...the girl that played candy crush for a few days and not get addicted. I'm strong.

Anyway, so I installed Flappy bird like three or four weeks ago, started playing it, and ran face first into the first pipe forty five times. 

Which is why when I made it past pipe number three I decided that it was good enough and gave it up. For good. 

Since then Nafew has made it over eighty, his friend made it over a hundred and ten, and his co-worker made it through two hundred and sixty. And I got only one thing to say to them. 

Then again, it may not be time they need. Just skill. Cos my 8 year old sister made it past pipe number five in a few tries and my 5 year old cousin got the same score with fewer tries. It might just be that I royally suck at this. I don't know.

Also, I heard that since the creator of this game, that everyone loves and hates simultaneously, took it off the app store, people are auctioning phones with the game installed. That is effing genius and I'm never deleting the game....ever.

What's your high score?

Saturday, February 15, 2014


On the 11th of this month, Nafew and I celebrated our three year anniversary. It was wonderful. We have come such a long way since we first met and got married. I know three years is a short time. I really do. It's not even nearly enough time to be married to such an amazing man that has never ever let me down. 

I hope to spend many more three years married to him.

Hope you all had a great Valentine's Day!